Thursday, 10 July 2008

People!

Avoid "I Am Legend".

Awful. Awful. Awful.

CGI "monsters", CGI deer, CGI everything that's not Will Smith.

It makes a mockery of the excellent book written by Richard Matheson. In that the creatures who were after the main characters blood were vampires who could speak & every night they'd taunt him & the women, knowing he was all alone with no female company, would flash their parts at him.

Also in this shitstorm of a film, Will Smith says that "Legend" by Bob fucking Marley is "The best album ever made" but it's a compilation. It's the same as Alan Partridge saying his favourite Beatles album is "the best of The Beatles".

I can't remember being as angry about a film since the last 2 minutes of "Unbreakable".

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I'm glad I didn't manage to come around and watch it then!