The Ex-Gurlfriend Reviewed

Most good. One not.

http://www.diskant.net/blog/2008/12/29/fortuna-pop-records-a-few-words/

The Loves single, ‘The Ex-Gurlfriend’ is being offered as a free download, in a very twenty-first century kinda way. It’s worth expending some bandwith on this; why, it sounds almost like a lost Primal Scream demo from around 1987-88. It rocks, but in a soft way, but it’s not soft rock. It’s shambolic - if that terms is used in a positive way - ramshackle rather than messy.

http://www.isthismusic.com/the-loves-2

Just when you thought that your credit couldn’t get any more crunched, up pop those loveable scamps at Fortuna Pop with another tempting chance for you to spent yourself further into the poorhouse: this the first in a series of EPs by those puppy-tailed garage scamps The Loves. Released in preparation for the appropriately-titled third LP ‘Three’, The Loves have clearly lost none of their signature bubblegum-rammed-with-razorblades charm - the title track and ‘Johnny Angelo Blues’ sounding like The Monkees drunkenly snuggling up to The Velvet Underground on a first date (but much more brilliant than that sounds, obviously).

http://www.musosguide.com/?p=1539

Tiresome. Unfortunately that’s the first word that came to mind when I initially played this release. Repeat plays only reinforced the thought. This probably explains to some degree how the group have existed for eight years, released three albums and yet remained an unknown quantity.

On paper they tick all the boxes - clearly sixties influenced, female vocalist, organ and suchlike, but tune-wise they don’t cut it. The title track of the release comes across like a slowed down, pre-Screamadelica Primal Scream pastiche. All in all a bit of a dirge. Mercifully it clocks in at under three minutes. On ‘Johnny Angelo Blues’ the band attempt a haunting garage blues that should really be left to The Raveonettes or The Cramps. Finally we reach Around & Around which actually starts off quite jauntily but the male vocals have gone all wonky and really nasal and the backing vocals are so far back in the production as to be rendered pointless. At no point in any of the songs can one empathise with their lovelorn or put upon subjects - they all sound like they have deserved everything that came to them. There are tons of bands in the UK and worldwide bringing out far superior music in a Sixties vein (I’m not doing all the work for you - look on MySpace. As a starter for ten though try Sheetah and les Weissmuller or The See See) but these guys are unfortunately not a good advert for, or introduction to, the scene.

http://www.subba-cultcha.com/singles.php

THE LOVES – THE EX-GURLFRIEND – www.myspace.com/lovetheloves

Pay attention. It’s free! This ep is free! Hurrah for loss-leaders! And given that their brand of sixties tinged Primal Scream (in their rawer moments) is pretty damn good, it’s worth every penny, and more.

http://soundsxp.com

A band who probably indulge in mistletoe and wine 365 days a year are SoundsXP faves Cardiff's The Loves and The Ex-Gurlfriend is a Nuggets-style garage toe-tapper about frontman Simon's hapless exploits with the ladies. It's free on download now but you're advised to pick it up as an EP on 12th January, as one of the extra tracks, Around & Around, is definitely worth the dosh. (out on Fortuna Pop)

http://russellsmusicreviews.blogspot.com/2008/12/loves-ex-gurlfriend-ep.html

To start with, let’s get the conceptual element out the way. This is the first of three three-track EPs that The Loves are giving away free, to promote their forthcoming album Three. Why? Well it’s going to be their third album of course.
The title track is slouchy sixties pop with some laid back Duane Eddy guitar bits. It seems too cool to make much of an effort, but pulls off a cracking tune with some cool shimmies and great back up vocals. Johnny Angelo Blues is a sweet swamp blues where The Loves take a trip to the wrong side of the tracks and while not coming back smelling of roses, the trip has been a gas and produced something cool. Around & Around is a weird one after the other two, a half written scuzzy tune and some poor vocals. It does sound like one of the other band members sang this, and because it’s all free we’ll let this one slip by.

http://kittenpainting.blogspot.com/2009/01/ex-gurlfriend-ep-loves-fortuna-pop.html

Hurrah! It’s The Loves! Hurrah they are doing a thing where they give away three E.P.s featuring three songs each for FREE. In a rumbling, numerological build-up to the appearance of their third LP ‘THREE’. Three! Free! THREE!! Or something, maybe it's one track per E.P that's free? I dunno. How you’re meant to actually get hold of the things isn’t really adequately explained. Oh well. I’ve got my copy, so up yours. Try looking at this: www.myspace.com/thelovesep
Also, the cover art of this is marvellous, as is the spelling of the world 'gurlfriend'. Cheers.

‘The Ex Gurlfriend’ is ram-a-lam-a slinky, rolling on a bed of wibbling drone with sneery self-taunting vocals. It’s The Loves in raspy, trashy garage mode, yeah!

Then Loves blues mode kicks in good-style for the Nik Cohn-tastic ‘Johnny Angelo Blues’. It’s creepy crawly laced with nasty while-my-guitar-gently-bleeds solo-ing and a bombastic poor old Johnny Angelo ending.

My fave is the last track ‘Around And Around’, propelled on a jerky guitar riff, sounding like one of those marvo cheeky new-wave/mod pop songs you got in the early eighties played by young men with sort of chewed up haircuts and half-mast trousers and goggly eyes. Erm, Buzzcocks, Lambrettas, people on Stiff Records, scuffed knees and amphetamines.

http://alayerofchips.blogspot.com/2009/01/loves-ex-gurlfriend-ep-fortuna-pop.html

Time moves on, and so, inexplicably, do The Loves. Just when you think you'll never heard from them again, they return.

Fans of the bubblegum garage pop they now seemingly peddle all the time will love the title track, on which Simon Love warns against killer ex-girlfriends, or something along those lines, anyway.

Johnny Angelo Blues sounds like The Monkees playing a Gallon Drunk song, and it perhaps a little too retro for these ears, but all is saved by Around & Around which takes that ramshackle Comet Gain approach to sweet pop songs, and sounds like it's about to fall to pieces at any second... but doesn't. It should be the lead track, really. But then it's not about killer girlfriends, and I suppose they're more fun.

Oh, I didn't mention that is the first in a series of a trio of three track eps to promote the band's next album, Three. And they're all free. Geddit? You can't really grumble.

http://www.tastyfanzine.org.uk/singles82jan09.htm#TheLoves

It’s no secret – I’m great admirer of all this 60’s retro pop and Nico-era Velvet Underground soundalikes so I’m afraid that title track ‘The Ex Gurlfriend’ finds no favour. But let’s instead pick up on the positives and in this case that would be track 2 ‘Johnny Angelo Blues’ which has some deliciously scuzzy slide guitar very much in a traditional vein but with a slightly Jesus and Mary Chain macabre twist.

http://www.citylife.co.uk/music/release/5629

28 band members in, and you have to wonder whether The Loves head honcho Simon Love is an incredible talent or an incredible drag.

Judging from the content of this song, a trademark blast into the era that brought you such dictionary delights as “superbitchin’” and “what’s your bag man” (the '60s of course), not only is he intolerable for his band mates, but for girlfriends too.

It’s just lucky then that he can patch together perfect pastiches of the 1960s' greatest dance anthems. And even though The Brian Jonestown Massacre has the edge in all areas as the era's finest revivalists, The Ex-Gurlfriend still demands that you jive and groove to every last retro beat thus proving that Simon has both qualities by the bucket load.

Fuck Christmas

Send an email saying

"I'd LOVE a free song by you The Loves"

to

theloves@hotmail.co.uk

& you yes YOU will be in receipt of an mp3 of our rendition of Frank Loesser's "What Are You Doin' New Years Eve?"

Do it.

Friday Review Part 2

Dave Simpson called his book on past Fall members The Fallen; the title of the equivalent publication for Loves members would be The Loved. Both bands have had a Harold Shipman-esque body count over the years; even tonight, the Loves field three new members. But the sound is the same bewitching bubblegum beat with a slightly scuffed garage groove, from the creamy pop tones of ‘Honey’ and the thrash-pop snarl of ‘Depeche Mode’ to ‘Coca-Cola’’s vinegary blues and the gritty garage riffs of 'Sweet Sister Delia'. The Loves might be Pete Frame’s worst family tree nightmare but tonight they’re a musical dream.

From soundsxp.com

Winter Sprinting

Look! We Loves are playing this...

Wednesday 7 January - 7.30pm
TRACK & FIELD WINTER SPRINTER VOLUME 10.2
DARREN HAYMAN plus THE WAVE PICTURES plus THE LOVES
The Luminaire, 311 Kilburn High Road, London NW6
Nearest tube: Kilburn / overground: Brondesbury
Tickets: £8 advance, available from:
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/40300
http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_london&query=detail&event=300232

Y'all should come. Both of you.

Scenes From A Friday Night

A good time was had by all. Some of us stayed up too late & then got up too early.

See this here review from

http://lastnightfromglasgowindieeyespy.blogspot.com/

I had a moment of introspection the other day, wondering what would have happened if I never got to London, if my flight from Glasgow was never instigated last year. Since records began the plan had always been to move to London, see The Loves. I did it 18 months ago and still get a warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy when I stand at the edge of the Buffalo Bar watching The Loves on stage. No matter what else is happening in my life, I know that just here, things are going to plan.The sound's not so good at the edge of the bar, too close to the guitar amps, not enough vocals, so I wonder about to find a sweet spot. The line-up's changed over the years, 30 members according to the internet. Has it really been a decade since I was at the Roadhouse in Manchester with Pnos telling me about them? They have a new rhythm guitarist, Jerome, leather jacket, easy chords, drummer from Pocketbooks, and I don't recognise the keyboard player.They play a lot of newish songs from their new album Three, out on Fortuna Pop in January, and even a song from the next album after that Jenna sings, a soul club number, which requires more subdued lighting and the smoking ban lifted. Their set finishes with a seque into their evergreen classic Little Girl Blues, sounding as fresh as it did in the Peel session days.

Except for the bit about it being 10 years since Pnos told him about us (I met Pnos in late 1999) & Gerard's name change I think it's quite a good piece...

Thanks to plasticpancake for the photos...

Be True To Your School

"Xs & Os" by we Loves is on a new compilation from Fortuna Pop (Exclamation Mark)

There's a review of it here-

http://drownedinsound.com/releases/13742

& you get yourself a copy by going here-

http://www.fortunapop.com

Reviewed...

Sort of...

To announce their third album, the excellent The Loves have decided to put online before its release 3 singles together with B-sides. It begins with Ex Gurlfriend, available here, always with influences 60s and 70s, but less poppy and more prog (perhaps the departure of Liz to create The School). In any case, an album that I look forward to...

Hmm...prog?

The Ex-Gurlfriend

Thanks to the good good people of indiemp3.co.uk you can now download the mp3s of the new release here (seeing as how myspace has fucked up their download option)

http://www.indie-mp3.co.uk/2008/10/loves-free-download-ep-1-of-3.html

Enjoys.

Business

We've been quiet but soon we'll be loud.

We had an amazing rehearsal last Sunday where we mostly sorted out 2 new songs that we'll be recording soon for the 4th LP.

This Sunday Danielle & I will be appearing LIVE on the Russel Kane show on Q Radio.

In November we'll be playing in London for the first time in ages & then on December the 13th we'll be playing in Cardiff for the first time in about a year & a half. Did you miss us?...no.

Guess What? I've Got A Fever & The Only Cure...

...is more cowbell.

We're not doing much at the moment so here's this.

The Loves "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" as produced by the legendary Bruce Dickinson. I tried putting it on here but it's having none of it so go here...

http://www.morecowbell.dj/listen?id=L096e

Offset & That

We played Offset festival last week & it went amazingly. I thought.

The day started on a blurry note because I went out the night before & got wrekt like a train so I was a little fuzzy til we got to the site & then everything became real.

We got backstage passes & got to swan about wherever we wanted to which was fun.

I was sleeping in a tent for the 1st time which threw me a little. I don't own a sleeping bag so I took a duvet (when I told a girl I saw from Cardiff this later she said she'd sleep with me but she didn't...hmmm...girls)

Our stage was running a little late but that was fine with us more time to look at Tim Burgess' awful haircut & 2 of The Horrors (who later when I was drunk I said "I liked your LP more than I thought I would"). Our drummer Jonny went into the photo pit to take photos of Young Knives with prompting from us.

Glamchops were on before us & I got all flustered by the troupe of dancing Panther Girls that were onstage with them. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh. Is all I can say.

There was no nerves on show from Gerard our new guitarist beforehand which impressed me. He did ask why I was giving him a bit of paper with the songs on though which was quite cute.

Everyone was laying down by the time we went on. It was like Woodstock if all of Woodstock was populated by people dressed like Nick Grimshaw.

We rocked the shit out them & then got drunk & went on the dodgems with Louise out of The Victorian English Gentlemens Club. Funtimes. Gerard banged into her too many times I think.

We danced a while in an R AND B tent. Some bad bois kicked Gerards pint over & he almost chivved them up.

We went to Ed's tent to drink & talk about my 1st girlfriend getting married that weekend & then we went a'wanderin'.

I made friends by quoting "Anchorman" (Yeah, I'm that cool) & then we found a man with sunglasses taped to his face who gave us a guitar. We sat on the floor & I started having a song duel with a long haired ginger man.

We made friends with 2 girls called Becky (one of whom looked like Peepshow's Olivia Colman but better) & talked films inbetween dealing out riffs & songs. My gems were- Here Comes Your Man, Who's Got The Crack, We All Stand Together & A Kiss Is Not A Contract. I also remember playing The Hymn For The Cigarettes with Ed & I singing for all our worth at one point...

Got back to my tent at about 5.30 so didn't have long to deal with the creeping damp before I woke up & went to get breakfast with Gerard at 10.

All in all a good time. I'm not sleeping in a fucking tent again though.

Live As In Five, Rather Than Give

Look here-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXEO2vVCQkw

Leave a comment. Please.

It's us LIVE from Tate Liverpool in May this year.

Watch out for the man in the bad suit dancing like nobody's watching. But we are.

Offset Festival

We're playing on Saturday the 30th of August here-

http://www.offsetfestival.co.uk

Reply to us here or at our myspace page

http://www.myspace.com/lovetheloves

for details of how to get tickets for a little bit cheaper.

We're playing Colin's Stage & you can hear what his stage will sound like here-

http://offsetsaturday.muxtape.com/
http://offsetsunday.muxtape.com/

Enjoys...

Band Member No 3058288390091200

Today I had a mini-rehearsal with our new guitarist Gerard. Sounded good.



That's not him...I just love the faces this fellow pulls.

People!

Avoid "I Am Legend".

Awful. Awful. Awful.

CGI "monsters", CGI deer, CGI everything that's not Will Smith.

It makes a mockery of the excellent book written by Richard Matheson. In that the creatures who were after the main characters blood were vampires who could speak & every night they'd taunt him & the women, knowing he was all alone with no female company, would flash their parts at him.

Also in this shitstorm of a film, Will Smith says that "Legend" by Bob fucking Marley is "The best album ever made" but it's a compilation. It's the same as Alan Partridge saying his favourite Beatles album is "the best of The Beatles".

I can't remember being as angry about a film since the last 2 minutes of "Unbreakable".

Baby Don't Go For Anyone

Here-


is the video for The Voluntary Butler Scheme's first single "Trading Things In"

Rob (who is the VBS) drummed for us, stepping in at the last minute when our previous drummer pulled out of our planned tour last February & he's the drummer on the third LP.

God bless you sir.

The Buds Were Bursting & The Air Smelt Sweet & Strange

...it seems about a hundred years ago

http://www.myspace.com/thelovespeelsessions

Sometimes I wonder what would have happened had some members kept their members in their pants.

Zah!

So The Loves' third LP is now done & dusted.

Yesterday, The Ed & I travelled to Soup Studio, in that London for the mastering. I was very unwell because I went out after going to see Franz Ferdinand the night before. I think someone had spiked my drinks with alcohol.

I slept most of the way there & woke up as we got to central London which for some reason was shut. After a brief detour we got to Hanbury Street where the studio is located underneath The Duke Of Uke banjo/ukulele shop. Simon & Ed started to do technical things while I went & had a sleep in the live room. Every seemed to go quite fast but that could have been the hangover.

This week we finish up the b-sides for The Ex-Gurfriend EP & then we go to sleep for a bit.

Is Not Finish...Is Finish

People! Rejoice!

Our 3rd LP ("Three"- yeah, traditionalists to the last) is almost done. The Ed reckons it's mixed to perfection (& he has high standards & will not accept nothing that's not the best or at least a bit close to the best) & we (me & he) are off to that London on Sunday to a) master it & b) buy me a John & Yoko from the market opposite the studio. Both of these events will be sweet.

It was started in the middle of August last year so considering that the 2nd LP ("Technicolour" still available in many shops) took almost 3 years from start to mastering this is like us being especially busy Japanese POW beavers on a really productive day.

The next one we'll hopefully start doing soon. I think the approach will be to completely record 2 or 3 songs a weekend rather than doing bits of 12. The next one WILL be called "Love You" & will be about 10 or 11 songs long. Imagine The Flamin' Groovies (with Roy Loney obviously) playing the hits of Randy Newman. Imagining it? That's what we're going for on the next one. Bitter but danceable.

The first song on it (the next LP) is called "WTF? (Or How I Realized I'd Wasted 10 Years Of My Life)".

& I've just made a "muxtape" all the kids are talking about-

http://eltonjohn.muxtape.com/

Enjoy?

Number One

Hello. This is this. This is where I will post guff about the group called The Loves.

What to say in this first one?

We've almost finished the final touches of our 3rd LP "Three". It'll be out of Fortuna Pop sometime later this year. There's going to be a single preceeding it too called "The Ex-Gurlfriend" & that'll be out September time we think. There might be a video or I might just make a film of me in a boat talking about how I convinced Ray Parker Jr to let Dan Ackroyd use "Ghostbusters" the song in "Ghostbusters" the movie.

Anyhoo, that's all for now.

Simon...